Derek's Story

I was teleported into this unknown enclave in April 2007 along with my fellow traveller known as 'Charlie' and our supervisor, 'Freddie', and leader 'Henry'. I recall we were previously stuck for an extended period in the small independent state of Balham, an area liberated from the neighbouring People's Republic of Tooting. Our supervisor and leader have been attending various congresses known here as 'schools' where other powerful leaders meet to make laws, but have so far failed to negotiate a release for us. I am regularly forced into joining communal activity known as 'running', which I conclude must be a way to generate heat, or perform some other mysterious function. There are others with strange stories to tell.